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	they're above average in nearly every respect. they are all fiercely good looking. stylists across the five boroughs worship them. they look stunning in black and white or color, motion or still. they're stinking rich and reek of refinement.

singer loam and guitarist torello, the heir and spare of andalucian aristocrats, also best known as the european producers of huge spectacles such as GOODFELLAS ON ICE, which featured the future guitar slave r. tate overton on the 1999 north american tour.

bassist robert, who is actually surprisingly clever for someone of his iq, had nothing to do with the show.

he is, however, the brother's favorite charity case and would have been upset if they had left him out of the band.

along with mythical stick wrangler bobby siems, these five bon vivants practice the vanishing folk art known as american rock and roll.